Six snails, five biome circuits, four ways to play — all stylized three.js / canvas, no copyrighted assets.
Race 6 snails over 3 laps with slipstream drafting + item boxes. Pick a biome circuit:
Top-down garden sprint — slalom flower gates, a water crossing, and a sprint-finish boost zone. Great on mobile.
Drive around an open garden hub. Roll up to a portal and press E to enter a mode — or visit the Slime Lab to repaint your shell and the leaderboard board.
A new procedurally-generated track every day. Solo time trial vs the ghost of your best run — an honest recorded trace, not faked AI.
No Fibs — Honest Limitations
No-fibs: stylized arcade racer — snails from three.js primitives, not real biology or licensed characters. Drafting is an arcade slipstream, not real fluid dynamics. Daily ghost is a true recorded replay, not faked AI. No copyrighted assets.