A 30-second spot: same Gary — same mustache, same mustard cardigan — now training his brain against visitors who've had a ten-thousand-year head start. Narrated by Honey.
One file — the full commercial (TikTok-ready)
1080×1920 vertical, all five clips cover-cropped to 9:16, Honey voiceover baked in, and the real Human Brain App logo as the outro — one file to download. Runs in your browser (~45s).
Guaranteed TikTok-ready MP4 (one command)
No-fibs: the in-browser render above can't be guaranteed TikTok-valid — TikTok is picky about the exact MP4 container, and some browsers only record WebM. The bulletproof path is this one free ffmpeg command run locally with the assets below; it outputs a true 1080×1920, H.264 + AAC, faststart MP4 that uploads to TikTok cleanly. No ffmpeg? Use CapCut or TikTok's own editor: drop in the five clips, add the voiceover as the sound, place the logo as a 2-second endcard, then export.
ffmpeg -i clip-1.mp4 -i clip-2.mp4 -i clip-3.mp4 -i clip-4.mp4 -i clip-5.mp4 -loop 1 -framerate 30 -t 2.2 -i logo.jpeg -i voiceover.mp3 \ -filter_complex "[0:v]scale=1080:1920:force_original_aspect_ratio=increase,crop=1080:1920,setsar=1,format=yuv420p[v0];[1:v]scale=1080:1920:force_original_aspect_ratio=increase,crop=1080:1920,setsar=1,format=yuv420p[v1];[2:v]scale=1080:1920:force_original_aspect_ratio=increase,crop=1080:1920,setsar=1,format=yuv420p[v2];[3:v]scale=1080:1920:force_original_aspect_ratio=increase,crop=1080:1920,setsar=1,format=yuv420p[v3];[4:v]scale=1080:1920:force_original_aspect_ratio=increase,crop=1080:1920,setsar=1,format=yuv420p[v4];[5:v]scale=1080:1920:force_original_aspect_ratio=decrease,pad=1080:1920:(ow-iw)/2:(oh-ih)/2:color=black,format=yuv420p[v5];[v0][v1][v2][v3][v4][v5]concat=n=6:v=1:a=0[v]" \ -map "[v]" -map 6:a -c:v libx264 -preset medium -crf 20 -pix_fmt yuv420p -c:a aac -b:a 128k -shortest -movflags +faststart brain-app-gary-aliens-tiktok.mp4
No-fibs — what this commercial is
All five clips are AI-generated with the Real Life Video Lab's Veo engine (photorealism prompts, silent), and the voiceover is Honey TTS. "Gary" is the same fictional character as the earlier Gary commercials — described identically in every clip prompt (brown hair, brown mustache, tortoiseshell glasses, mustard-yellow cardigan) for the best continuity the engine allows, but AI generation cannot guarantee a pixel-identical face across clips, and these were generated fresh, so Gary's exact face may differ slightly from the other spots. The aliens are also AI-generated fiction — there are no real aliens, no real alien visit, and the "ten thousand years of mind training" line is a joke, not a claim about anything. The events are staged comedy, not documentary footage. The labs named in the voiceover (reaction time, memory, focus, ten labs) are the ones that actually ship on the platform — every lab's claims are labeled by verification status. A "30 second" commercial is five 6-second clips (30s) plus a ~2-second logo endcard because the lab caps each clip at 6 seconds. The "Render the full commercial" button stitches all five clips, cover-crops them to a true 1080×1920 vertical frame, bakes in the Honey voiceover, and ends on the real Human Brain App logo (the official emblem) as the outro — entirely in your browser (canvas + MediaRecorder). For TikTok: it outputs MP4 (H.264/AAC) when your browser supports recording MP4 (recent Chrome / Safari desktop do); if your browser can only record WebM, the badge above will say so. The voiceover only bakes in when the audio host allows cross-origin capture; if it can't, the file renders silent and the badge says so. The back-to-back player above always plays the full spot with the voiceover regardless. If the in-browser MP4 is rejected by TikTok, the ffmpeg recipe above produces a guaranteed TikTok-valid 1080×1920 H.264/AAC faststart MP4.